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Hans Moleman
A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
Hans Moleman by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004
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molsma
A molsma: a very stupid person. His/her iq is usually under 60 and they can't community very well thanks to their very low iq.
molsma by DetectiveBollenaar January 22, 2021
MohMoney
MohMoney
1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons
2. Used to describe something of high value
3. Renown
4. Illustrious
5. Esteemed
7. Flamboyant
6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.
For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."
He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.
See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print
1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons
2. Used to describe something of high value
3. Renown
4. Illustrious
5. Esteemed
7. Flamboyant
6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.
For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."
He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.
See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print
Friend 1: Hey Moh Money, did you want to come over and chill with your boys tonight?
MohMoney: Is that shit popping?
Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.
MohMoney: Is their girls?
Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM
MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.
MohMoney: Is that shit popping?
Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.
MohMoney: Is their girls?
Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM
MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.
MohMoney by SeanShizzleJr September 25, 2013
Mohmaya
Moleman United
A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
Moleman United by John Duckworth July 21, 2008
moshmellow
Person 1: Yo dude did you see the fat chick at Bracewar last night?
Person 2: Yea she was a total moshmellow
Person 2: Yea she was a total moshmellow
moshmellow by xxxrvaxxx September 23, 2007