Similar to the 'California Potato Chip', but with more spice! First you must feed your woman very spicy food (preferably Mexican) and wait 20 minutes to 8 hours when she has to go. Start banging her ass like you would a prison inmate picking up all those savory processed Mexican spices. Pull out, rub your cock in the small of her back while you cum hard... allow it to dry overnight. When you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast, "¡Ay, Caramba! That's PICANTE!" To really go South of the Border, you might try combining this with a good ol' Dirty Sanchez!
After waking up and feeding Lolita a Mexican Potato Chip, she looked up with those big brown eyes and mustache and uttered, "Why me?"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)