mernh 

a sound made when a person says/does something ridiculous, stupid, or uncalled for in public. Used mostly among males when other "bros" or dudes say/do unmanly things.

Stephen: "i'll steal yo doritos n snack on em like a cheez monsta. rawr!"

Leron: "mernh" (that kid is so stupid)

mernh by sleee4eva September 23, 2009

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

Merharing 

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind

Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants

Merharing by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

bt merchant 

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

bt merchant by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019

Merchant 

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.

Sydney is a split dodge merchant

Merchant by AJ baud February 26, 2022

Merph 

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

Merph by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016