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ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

Mariner's Bukkake

A meterelogocal phenomenon that occurs at sea. Describes a short period when a ship is surrounded by heavy wind and rain in every compass direction. Leaving sailors soaking wet and often humilated. Often occurs on the Newfoundland Grand Banks.
Ronnie: Jesus Christ! Where did all this wind and rain come from?

Skipper: Lord Jesus Ronnie! Get off the deck! We're stuck in the middle of a Mariner's Bukkake!

Merchant Mariner 

We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.
I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?
A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.
Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!
Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006

salty mariner 

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner
salty mariner by Jontssss May 16, 2021

Seattle Mariners 

Mariners beat the A's again, what else is new?
Seattle Mariners by KRHimself April 23, 2004