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lagtacular

epic proportions of lag during an online game session or just surfing the web.
this server is lagtacular
lagtacular by BlackNinjaFox May 14, 2009
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An incredibly slow laptop, to the point where lag doesn't begin to describe it but is used anyway.
God, my lagtop is so slow. Probably from too much porn.
lagtop by eclestimon August 10, 2008

Lagtoast 

(lag-tōst) n. 1. Extreme computer lag, or comparative slowness of receiving and/or processing information (particularly during video game play).

Etymology:
< The Battle Grounds server lag < "lag" < various combinations of the word lag with others in search of the perfect description of extreme lag (lag bagels, lag muffins, etc.) < lag + toast (lag + the associations attached to the word toasted = perfect description) < lagtoast
Upon encountering extreme lag while playing an online videogame, one may sum up the situation by using the word lagtoast.

Other commonly used variations include the shortened "toast", which may be used as an adjective, noun or verb describing a thing which is in a state of lag, that which is essentially lag, or the act of causing a state of lag, respectively.

Leet speak variation: 70457 ( 7 = T, 0 = O, 4 = A, 5 = S )
Lagtoast by Jollygrogger March 9, 2009
The word "laughter" as typed by someone who has a broken H key on their keyboard. Used to substitute "hahaha," which would otherwise be typed "aaa" which is just awkward.
Person A: I have no clye.
Person A: clue
Person B: laugter
Laugter by Dennmore December 24, 2008

lagtastic voyage 

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.
Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!
lagtastic voyage by Fr46 M46n3T October 24, 2008
A term from the Farsi language popular among Persians which is used to describe a person or a group of people that engage in violent activities or are just up to no good. You can spot a group of lots from their loud, aggressive, and mischievous behavior.
Example:

Son: "Mom can I hang out with Jon"?
Mom: "No Son, Jon is a laht. He will be a bad influence on you"
Laht by Daryoosh December 8, 2020