instarvia

when you can’t fall asleep due to extreme hunger

Joey laid in bed for hours due to his instarvia, only to get over his laziness and make himself a sandwich

instarvia by sawdo January 29, 2010

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Perverse instantiation

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.

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Advice on an instagram post, usually concerning which filter to use, what to caption it, whether or not to use squaready, etc.

"hey gurrl i need some instadvice, nashville or amaro."

"live on the fucking edgee, go for x-pro II. "

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The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.

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A person who when killed, instantly goes into rigor mortis.

“Yo man! That guy dived face first into the 3 foot lake. He went full instarig!”

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A popular Instagram hashtag (Insta + Rich) that carried over to other social media websites. Used on money, business, and lifestyle-related photos.

Driving a Ferrari around Monaco wearing my new Audemars Piguet. #ferrari #monaco #mylife #instarich

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When you keep things vauge on Instagram similar to vaugebook

Girl 1: Have you seen Brenda's post?
Girl 2: Yeah, she instavauge for attention.

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