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hell: a place or situation of great suffering in life.

health: the state of being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

hellth: a place or situation of great suffering in life: the state of not being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.
"PeaceHealth St. Joseph Medical Center" should be renamed to "Peace'Hellth' St. Joseph Medical Center," because of it's lack of health. - says an intelligent being.
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hellth, wellfare, and moreals

What da powers-dat-be feel would be in jeopardy if a child was allowed to occupy an excessive number of deep water-seeking shafts drilled/dug down into da earth.
Home-taught student: Da snooty public school officials stated dat da dey were concerned dat my "hellth, wellfare, and moreals" would be in jeopardy if I was allowed to stay home and receive my tutelage there, but DAT was a BIG laugh... as cruelly and unfairly as I had been being treated in school, it appeared dat da stated-but-not-actually-existing-at-home hazard was in reality MORE likely present AT DA SCHOOL... in other words, I always felt like I was indeed in a major "hell-hole" --- i.e., in a deep "well" --- while attending classes there, and I definitely felt that way a lot "more" often in public school than I did at any time while I was being home-schooled!

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.
“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
Oh fuck!”

rectal health day 

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
Intentional misspelling of "Health", used mostly ironically when describing and making bad health decisions. Related to Stonks and the Meme man.
"Did you hear? Roy got jumped for hand sanitizer!"
"helth."
Helth by Oloystuff March 29, 2020

You look healthy bro 

Something said to solicit cocaine from someone you don't know personally.
Matt "hey, you look healthy bro"
Random guy "I've got some on me, but not much, meet me in the bathroom"