hatesterbate 

Masturbating in reaction to being angry at another person.

Gretchen was such a bitch on their second date that Dave cut the whole thing short, and promptly went home to hatesterbate.

hatesterbate by plasmaXwisp August 14, 2016

hatesturbate 

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.

Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.

hatesturbate by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014

Hatesturbating 

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.

Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.

Hatesturbating by Phaex February 17, 2009

Hatesturbating  

When a person is fapping while angry

ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating

Hatesturbating by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

hamsterbate 

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

hamsterbate by brenden z. July 23, 2006

hamsterbate 

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

hamsterbate by choad May 8, 2003

hamsterbate 

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate

My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight

hamsterbate by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016