grandma car 

A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.

"Dude, Why did you buy such a grandma car?"

grandma car by WastedCactus July 3, 2014

Grandma's Carpet 

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

Grandma's Carpet by Soup420 November 4, 2020

Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

Careless Grandma by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010

grandpa carl 

When a fat, hairy, man over 40 years old (preferably a grandfather) makes inappropriate sexual comments to girls at work that are half his age. You will know a grandpa carl by the nascar pictures on his desk and a tendency to eat salted mixed nuts.

Did you hear what he said to the new girl? If anyone other than grandpa carl said that we would be in HR.

grandpa carl by clarc31 January 27, 2007

Grandmacore 

Having the aesthetic of a grandma and looking amazing doing so. Wholesome compliment.

That knitted cardigan they’re wearing gives off heavy grandmacore vibes.

Grandmacore by Bttfbacon January 21, 2022

grandmacore 

Adverb. The opposite of hardcore. Describes someone who is generally quiet, reserved, cautious, concerned about bedtimes, or is opposed to taking any kind of risks. Can be used to describe a male or a female. Not necessarily an insult, but commonly used as one.

Wow, she said she can't go out to dinner with the group because she has to do laundry and get up at 8 for work tomorrow. She's so grandmacore.

He's really grandmacore, he turned around while running a 5k one time because it was too cold.

grandmacore by handlemypipe8=D October 1, 2018

Grandmacore 

Another word for the vintage aesthetic "Coquette", usually used to make fun of it in a similar way to "farm emo".

The Coquette aesthetic embraces femininity with a 1960s-type vintage aesthetic, usually resulting in what you would see at your grandma's house.

So basically, Coquette looks like if you were to play Lana Del Rey on one of those really old record players with the horn thing and painted it pink and glued fake white roses on it. that's something you would deffinitely find at your grandma's dusty pale-pink house.

Person 1: OMG!!! That house looks soooo coquette <3
Person 2: nah fam, that's just my meemaws grandmacore house from 100 BC.

Grandmacore by The penis puncher March 12, 2023