fucktator

similar to a dictator. this specific breed of bossy asshole lives in all places, but can sometimes be hard to find. when you do find him/her you'll know. they'll be really fucking annoying and want everyone to agree with what they say, and do what they say. the fucktator is a bothersome dumbass, a fucking dictator on a smaller scale.

What a fucking fucktator.

What's that?

That fucking guy over there.

fucktator by swimfromKOREA January 5, 2009

fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.

When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.

fuckfactor by jpg3 November 21, 2011

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

fuckatree 

Voodoo kharma

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree

fuckatree by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fuckatrocity 

A transgression without hope of redemption.

The absence of beer at the Oktoberfest party was a Fuckatrocity!

Fuckatrocity by Alice meets Shell September 23, 2016