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fucksoff 

A comical way of saying fuck off, usually non threatening and does not offend foreigners.
Clinton: Hey Obama, you're such a dumbass.
Obama: Fucksoff
Clinton: LOL
fucksoff by synergie August 9, 2010

fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit 

A word muttered when driving fast through a narrow space.
"And as dave put his car into 3rd gear around the bend turning into his driveway just missing the gateposts he exclaimed, 'fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit!' And then came to a halt."

fuckshitfuckshitfuck 

Exclamation. describing state of panic.
fuckshitfuckshitfuck could be used for the following;

Opening a parachute but to no effect.

Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.

Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.

Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.

Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.

fucksniper 

a predatory individual who targets emotionally vulnerable people for sex
Suzi's recent relationship breakdown had left her vulnerable to a fucksniper attack.
fucksniper by SparkyMark April 21, 2011

Fuckonoffski 

Telling someone to go away in a more aggressive manner.
Will you fuckonoffski already? You're getting on my nerves!
Fuckonoffski by v1nn1e November 6, 2018

fuckshitfuckery 

With all due respec, but that's some god damn fuckshitfuckery officer! It's not my jizz!