A combination of fuck and terrific, fuckeriffic features both extreme anger and pissed off psarcasm. It is the perfect word for barbecue fuck ups, birthday party fuck ups,
(fuck-a-rif-ick) adj. - Used to describe a member of the opposite sex, that is so damn fine everyone within seeing distance has no choice but to think of slammin the bitch, until said bitch has left or indeed been slammed.
Tom says "Damn that bitch is fuckarific"
Sean says "Yes Tom, she is indeed fuckarific, I'd smash."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.