fnarp 

Fnarp is a nickname for my friend that isn't used very often, but when we call her it, it usually means it's because she's great. Fnarp, is Fnarp. It's a very simple word. And a very simple meaning, it could mean anything to anyone. Make it your own. But for me, the meaning of Fnarp, means a good friend, and a good nickname.

She's my Fnarp, Fnarp is Fnarp, and she is great.

fnarp by WinterRarity July 22, 2017

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

Fearphobia 

Fear of Fear itself

fearphobia

Fearphobia by bigrodMclongdong November 1, 2008

Bull Flarps 

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.

Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.

Bull Flarps by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

flarping

a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck

she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous

flarping by kittenaya February 25, 2013