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five dive 

The act of a stripper picking up a folded five dollar bill off of a paying mans face (or forhead) with her vagina.
the stripper performed the five dive for her customer.
five dive by kibascheza April 7, 2008
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Five dive 

Did you see Mark five dive Briget at the hazing. Yeah, he really white knukeled it with no hang ups.
Five dive by Funkywhitemonkey33 October 2, 2018
1. The action of a stripper grabbing a five dollar bill off a mans face with her vagina

2. Slang for fisting
"Hey dude I just got a Five Dive from some whore"

"Hey I just gave Melissa a Five Dive"
Five Dive by CTRLPLAY April 18, 2026

a five dive 

When fists insert the anal cavity.
Sheila is great at taking a five dive.

High Five Super Dive 

A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.
Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"

Josh "Dude!!!"

Both "High Five Super Dive!!"

High Five Scuba Dive 

This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.
Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!

Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF

Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!

Five star dive 

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.
Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?
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