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fettuccine-sized slit 

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

Fettuccine 

Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.
Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."
Fettuccine by $Tay$ November 27, 2017

fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.
Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"
fettuccine Alfredo by Patoat August 10, 2016

fettuccine foreskin

This occurs when you are getting your dick sucked by a female while you are uncircumcised. While she is sucking your dick she throws up and her throw up goes underneath your foreskin. When you pull your foreskin back to clean it you see a creamy substance. This creamy substance is both smegma and throw up.
Oh my god bro, I was getting head from Olivia yesterday and I ended up getting fettuccine foreskin.

Fettuccine 

Daamn nice retro’s thats some fettuccine
Fettuccine by Koko540 March 1, 2019

fettucini alfredo 

dang, that fettucini alfredo was sooo tasty!
fettucini alfredo by bebeswagga August 8, 2008