A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

Kirkland Drymount by Anonomystical March 18, 2009

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dredori

dredori is the ship name between youtuber Dream and Midori from “Your Turn to Die” or “Kimi Ga Shine”

person: do you ship dredori?
person2: fuck yeah!

dredori by funny little pseudonym March 18, 2021

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Drycock

When a guy attempts anal sex with no lube and forces his way in, Dry! dry anal sex

You better use lube, if you drycock me, you will never get my butt again!

Drycock by Funsize Abbie January 12, 2020

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Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.

The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.

Drydocker by Don May 23, 2011

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