drydon
nerdy, pretend hipster asian who loves to make and bring people bacon in bed, easily convinced to do anything, life of the party
drydon by welovedrydon February 5, 2010
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Drydocker
To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.
The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.
Draydon
Draydon by Abahd Alsafar May 9, 2018
Drydenitis
Engaging in the act of masturbating with dish soap causing your nut sack to dry out, turn red & peel.
Drydenitis by Coonetta November 2, 2008
DryBone
DryBone by psychonaut March 24, 2003
Dryron
To use a little water and a hairdryer to do the job of an iron, for lack of time to actually iron the shirt. First, while wearing the shirt, you get your hands wet and wipe them on the offending wrinkles. Then you use the hair dryer to blow the shirt dry, resulting in a somewhat wrinkle free shirt.
“Dude, I was feeling like crap and couldn’t get out of bed this morning. I was running so late I had do Dryron my shirt…how’s it look?”