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Drydocker 

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.
The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.
Drydocker by Don May 23, 2011
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drydo by jimmy stevan October 27, 2016

Drydenitis 

Engaging in the act of masturbating with dish soap causing your nut sack to dry out, turn red & peel.
"Damn it Mike, stop using dish soap while wacking off..... Now you have Drydenitis."
Drydenitis by Coonetta November 2, 2008
To engage in Sexual Intercourse without the Aid of a lubricant (KY and the such)
I'd Rather DryBone her Browneye
DryBone by psychonaut March 24, 2003
To use a little water and a hairdryer to do the job of an iron, for lack of time to actually iron the shirt. First, while wearing the shirt, you get your hands wet and wipe them on the offending wrinkles. Then you use the hair dryer to blow the shirt dry, resulting in a somewhat wrinkle free shirt.
“Dude, I was feeling like crap and couldn’t get out of bed this morning. I was running so late I had do Dryron my shirt…how’s it look?”
Dryron by Kayneo January 10, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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