dpstic

An adjective used to describe an ability in a MMORPG to deal damage.

The knight's melee abilities are dpstic!

dpstic by Romple April 16, 2008

Dipstick 

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.

Dipstick by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018

dipsticking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.

Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.

dipsticking by disc.inc. May 4, 2010

Mexican Dipstick 

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

Mexican Dipstick by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016

Mexican Dipstick 

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.

So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.

Mexican Dipstick by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007

Colombian Dipstick 

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

Colombian Dipstick by KikiStylz February 13, 2022

florida dipstick 

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

florida dipstick by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010