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Bro dozer 

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.
Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
Bro dozer by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022
Related Words
dozzer Dozer doozer dozier dazzers dogzer dizzer dizzert donzerly dozered

Bro Dozer 

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.
Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.
Bro Dozer by Eric!! June 27, 2006

donzerly 

adj. - Used to describe especially patriotic lighting.
"O say, can you see, by the donzerly light"
donzerly by Hermitian August 5, 2007

Hose Dozer 

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010
a mix of dirty and dessert: they're both so good that they have to combine to make a really good thing.
"sippin on some dizzert"
"that breakfast was dizzert"
dizzert by markuslimmy February 4, 2005

whoopie doozer 

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself
She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.
whoopie doozer by mosley88 April 19, 2019