dicwl 

drving in car while laughing

my mom just texted me she said shes dicwl.

dicwl by lopezlovessquid April 26, 2009

dicklength 

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

Dicklick in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

Dicklick in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Dickle 

When your dick is in a pickle (situation).

Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.

Dickle by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012

Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.

Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...

Dickle Whip by AcidRain September 16, 2012

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.

Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

dicklich by Dirk Diggler 6969 May 9, 2017