devision 

The Act of devising, creating and planning with clear thought and in an enjoyable manner.

Unity told me "Yeah, Dru's heavily into devision right now. I asked him WHAT IS DEPLAN? HAVE YOU COME UP WITH DE VISION YET?!

"It's not spelt like that, Unity- it's DEViSiON," he replied, smartly.

devision by the Wizard, Oz January 19, 2008

devision 

An ideology based on deceptive and typically balkanizing rhetoric used by incompetent politicians and criminal elites who attempt to convince the masses that if they could just kill or convert everyone who doesn't agree with them then the world would a perfect place to live.

Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"

Wise man: "Then why don't you shut up?"

Wakadoo: "Because I have a right to free speech"

Wise man: "Then why don't you speak up?"

Wakadoo: "Because its wrong to disagree"

Wise man: "Then how do you find the truth?"

Wakadoo: "I just watch the television or pray for guidance"

Wise man: "But television lies, and no proof of god exists"

Wakadoo: "You're just a hater!...and you smell funny!"

Wise man: "You're just saying that avoid debating the facts"

Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"

Wise man: "That's some devision you've got there, moron"

devision by Your liberator February 21, 2011

decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

decision lane by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

Not our division 

Phrase popularized by the 2nd series finale of the BBC programme Sherlock--put simply, not one's responsibility, strong suit, or "area." Can also be used in terms of personal preferences--e.g. "blue jeans really aren't my division," or in reverse to show an interest in something--e.g. "Tom Baxter's face is my division."

Mom: please put the laundry in the dryer.
Me: Not our division. (You can say "not my division," but definition wouldn't let me.)

Friend 1: College is so not my division.

Me: mmmm dinner and a movie, looks like my division.

Not our division by anonymous221B August 2, 2012

Ghost Division 

They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat! Ghost Division!
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread!

U Should listen Ghost Division

Ghost Division by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020

cupcake decision 

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

decision stream 

Decision stream - a statistic-based supervised learning technique that generates a deep directed acyclic graph of decision rules to solve classification and regression tasks

By increasing the number of samples in each node and reducing the tree width, the Decision stream preserves statistically representative data and allows extremely deep graph architecture that can consist of hundreds of levels.

decision stream by Dr. James Fan May 8, 2019