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To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.
Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.
Crokered by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018
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crizired 

p.p., adj.; a contraction of "crazy" and "tired." The antonym of crunk.
I went to see J.T. on a weeknight and now I'm crizired.

Crowdered 

When you've been forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement by a half asian lawyer as to never speak to the fact that someone you worked with was in fact a flaming homosexual who dresses as a woman and likes to wrestle men on film.
Yea I heard Not gay Jared was crowdered last week. Ironic his boss labeled him "not gay" since he's clearly isn't gay, has a wife and children while his boss wears dresses, has no kids and wrestles with men on film.
Crowdered by itshallbelifetenbears September 13, 2019
A typically British term which refers to someone who is both tired and wants to cry.
Tired Cry Cried Depressed Upset
Carlin: Jade are you okay?
Jade: ....
Conall: She looks really criered
Criered by SuzieTheNote July 19, 2020

betty crockered 

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

Crowdered 

To be horrible at baseball and finally do something half way decent, and have it taken away.
"Dude, you almost got hit, but that diving catch killed it. You got crowdered!"

"Damn kid, you always get crowdered!"
Crowdered by Alphonse Reece October 18, 2008