cripple sex 

when doing a girl from behind u put your legs up over her back then you BREAK her back!!!

-dude i heard my gf cheated on me!
-you should give her the cripple sex!

cripple sex by CSho June 6, 2007

Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions

Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."

Sex Crippled by bitch you know it August 6, 2010

crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

crippletext by greyghost07 January 25, 2009