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Coon Job 

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.
Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.
Coon Job by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

coon job 

A person who's attitude towards life is that of a dirty minority.

Also, a person who is being a dickface.

Not to be confused with the sexual act of having sex with a moon cricket.
"Stop being a coon job"
"Hey, look at that coon job over there"
"You know what, i really wish you weren't such a coon job."
coon job by gangmemberjackson June 29, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026