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Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.
Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014

cockassity 

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.
cockassity by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.
Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

Cockcilitate

Derived from the combining of English noun cock and the verb to facilitate: the act of helping a friend engage in debauchery or any form or promiscuity with somebody else.
Last night Mary cockcilitated me, I got laid with two girls.
Cockcilitate by Apeljuce09 June 1, 2019