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charioting 

Verb
Reinacting Roman chariot racing with human beings for sexual gratification.

The male must be naked wearing only a set of custom made 'Man-reigns'. He then crawls around on all fours, controlled by his female partner just as she would for a horse. Whips may also be used at the female's discretion.
"Chris is busy upstairs charioting."
"Chris likes to be dominated, he loves a bit of charioting."
charioting by Mikey Love November 5, 2008
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Carroting 

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!
Carroting by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

Christing 

A term some use when frustrated--it is used very much like 'oh fuck!' or 'shit!!'
Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.
Christing by catboxIII February 23, 2022

Charlotting 

Named after it's inventor, Charlotte, "Charlotting" refers to performing the act of cunninglingus from a sideways position. Works well on women who like their legs closed to orgasm - and there have been reports of "Charlotting" helping women orgasm for the first time (as well as multiple times). It is definitely worth trying this technique and spreading the word.

Also known as "Kivin".
As she closed her legs and arched her back - she moaned "Oh, Steve, Charlotte me!"

"I've never cum so hard as when Steve was Charlotting me!"
Charlotting by bainsteven81 June 24, 2019

Christingle 

A Christingle is an orange and it's got a red ribbon tied around it (And already that's weird, isn't it? Just so you know, I'm not halfway through this description yet. That's an orange with a red ribbon tied around it. Never any excuse to tie a red ribbon around an orange, unless you're gonna fly somewhere on holiday, you want to check the orange in beforehand, so that when it comes round on that conveyor belt, you can tell it apart from all the other oranges. You don't wanna go home with a satsuma, or God forbid, a clementine). It's an orange, it's got a red ribbon tied around it, and four cocktail sticks stuck in the top of the orange. And then we skewer raisins and Dolly Mixtures onto those. And then we get a long, thin candle, drive that into the top of the orange and light it. And then a small child carries that down the aisle of the church on Christmas Eve and nobody questions it. Against all the odds, the kid comes out of it looking pretty boss. And all the elements represent something different. The orange represents all the vitamin C in the world. The ribbon represents the fashion industry. The cocktail sticks represent competitive javelin. The sweets and the raisins represent regret, and the candle represents the dwindling popularity of wax museums.
What is a Christingle?!
Christingle by Ks1994 March 12, 2019

christing 

Adj. Non-secular. Shortened adjectival form of "Jeeeesus Christ!" Producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a Biblical level.
Jim: "Quit standing around and help me carry this, dude - all this plywood is christing heavy!"
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."
christing by killthespider May 2, 2011

Carroting 

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.
Carroting by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014