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celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.
celebricunt by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007
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Celebricate 

The fabrication of celebrity; the manufacturing of a celebrity for capital gain.
The celebrication of Paris Hilton can be attributed to the release of a sex tape in 2003, which brought the celebutante to a new level of fame, leading to magazine covers, a book deal, and a reality TV series.

The surfacing of celebrity sex tapes has become so common that some in the popular media have suggested that celebrity agents and PR representatives sometimes purposely allow the releases to celebricate their client's career.

celebrident  

A president that has gained popularity from their celebrity appeal, such as Barack Obama.
celebrident by PJ Daly January 21, 2009

Celebricest 

Celebricest, (noun):
When 'Celebrities' date each other's ex-partners/siblings/relatives/friends.
Like traditional working-class commoner's incest, but classier.
Steve is making out with his daughter on the red carpet, that's Celebricest right there.
Celebricest by MSoles7 April 8, 2011

Celebrican 

Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.
THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.
Celebrican by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

celebritute 

A celebrity famous only for being a wild party girl or boy. Famous simply for being rich, wild, and usually out of control. Former actors/actresses, who only use their stardom to get into wild parties also qualify. See Also, Celebstitute.
Paris Hilton is SUCH a celebritute. She should hang out with Tara Reid now that Brittany Spears has gone around the bend.
celebritute by marks amoungus January 13, 2008

celebritant 

Young, wealthy female gaining celebrity; gaining that celebrity simply by being who she is, a young wealthy female. Often seen as trend setters.

Most noted for their bad behavior.

CF: Celebrity Debutante.
Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are all celebritants.
celebritant by Bobness July 16, 2007