bloutered 

Absolutly wasted
Out of your skull

The gangsta was bloutered last night and didn't even remember his thong snappin' while jiggin around with the otha wanabees

bloutered by The Man Himself? October 31, 2004

Sepp Blattered 

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.

Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"

Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010

blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

Blistered Sister 

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

blootered 

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

blootered by T July 15, 2002

Blistered pig 

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

Blistered pig by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014