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A "Blong" is something that occurs when you insert a marijuana cigar into the bowl of a bong, than, you pack more marijuana around the blunt in the bowl, thus, creating the "Blong." The level of high the "Blong" produces is somewhere in between a bong and a vaporizor. It's just amazing. I really suggest you people try it.
Blong Rules:
1. Puff, Puff, Pass. It's still a blunt.
2. Once the blunt reaches the bowl, rotation than switches to "puff, pass" just like smoking a normal bong bowl.
3. Once you start the "Blong," there is no quiting.
4. *MOST IMPORTANT* If you don't like experiencing the most massive head ripping of your life, the "Blong" is not for you.
Dude, wanna get high?
No. I wanna get HEAD RIPPED!
I agree, let's blong it.
My thoughts exactly, man.

Well, enough of making this definintion.. The true definition. It's time for me to go blong it.
Blong by S.S.&Z.T. July 21, 2011
Related Words
A slip-of-the-tongue for running the word's "be" and "long" together when you mean to say "don't be long", and it sounds instead like "don't blong", as seen in the movie The Whole Nine Yards
Janni Gogolack: Don't blong.

Oz: "Don't blong"?

Janni Gogolack: Annoyed Don't-BE-long!
blong by Maedhros The Tall November 3, 2011
Taking a bong hit and getting a blowjob simultaneously
Dude that hot chick gave me the best blong ever.
blong by UBCstoner February 23, 2010
when you remove the bowl part from your bong and insert a rolled blunt.
We took some blonghits.
blong by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004
bare long. For use when something is long or annoying.
that programme was blong breh!

hey snoop ur blong!

hey kovi ur a blong head.

oi bez the homework was blong.

Nik, that journey was blong, you get me?
blong by Luke H April 16, 2006
Blong is compound between 'Blatant' and 'mong' to criticise someone who has blatantly been a mong.
what the hell is he doing?, your friend ralph is a reet Blong!
Blong by Ronnie Mctavish February 26, 2011