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Bagewitch 

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?
Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese
Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.
I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.
Italian Bakewich by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010

bagelchip 

Something you call someone in a very loud and angry voice when you cant think of a profanity.
She angrily shouted, BAGELCHIP! in frustration as the car backout out in front of her.
bagelchip by Linkyblank April 20, 2008

bagelfish 

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.
Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh
bagelfish by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

bagelwithnocream 

a techtoker who everyone seems to hate because they always say the n word but their actually chill
hey you heard of bagelwithnocream?

you mean the chill but kinda racist techtoker?
yea
bagelwithnocream by win2kfan August 24, 2022

Bagelicious 

When a bagel is completely and utterly delicious and you need to describe it better :)
Bagels and Nutella are bagelicious
Bagelicious by sirrrrrrrrrreeee February 24, 2020