Wankwru 

The drunken version of "Wanker". Typically used by individuals who have consumed too much cider and have sausages for fingers.

Penelope: You're such a wankwru.
Hugh: What the fuck is a wankwru?

Penelope: I meant wanker you knob, I've consumed too much cider.

Wankwru by LordEggmine May 19, 2019

wankrupt 

to maturbate untill your testicles are empty.

"last nite i watched so much porn i had to declare wankruptcy"

wankrupt by jacob "nwabadbastard" guberg August 3, 2005

Wankcrupt 

A state of mind where you or unable to think of anything to masturbate over. Another way of describing it is having an empty 'Wankbank'.

Looking at a photo/video of Susan Boyle or a man of equal ugliness can cause you to be 'Wankcrupt'.

Wankcrupt by Beast Jee August 19, 2010

Wankruptcy 

Masterbating so much that no matter how much you tug, not a drop comes out.

I've wanked five times and now I am filing for wankruptcy.

Wankruptcy by Maze2019 January 8, 2019

WankRupted 

When someone Interrupted your wank

Me: Dude, Faerlie Inboxed me last night while i was in the middle of a wank

Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.

Me: Fucking Hell!

WankRupted by Palindronium August 19, 2014

wankruptcy 

A lack of porn.

"John's hard drive crashed, so he's declared wankruptcy."

wankruptcy by wankrupt April 14, 2010

Wankrupt 

To run out of money due to spending it on pay-per-view porn or to run out of material in your personal 'wankbank'.

Shit! Can't come out to town tonight guys. Lucy Pinder has rendered me Wankrupt.

Just gonna go get the new Nuts mag cos I'm totally Wankrupt right now. Your mum's tits just aint cutting it anymore.

Wankrupt by OakwoodNonLadLad April 3, 2013