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Wankwru 

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The drunken version of "Wanker". Typically used by individuals who have consumed too much cider and have sausages for fingers.
Penelope: You're such a wankwru.
Hugh: What the fuck is a wankwru?

Penelope: I meant wanker you knob, I've consumed too much cider.
Wankwru by LordEggmine May 19, 2019
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wankrupt 

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to maturbate untill your testicles are empty.
"last nite i watched so much porn i had to declare wankruptcy"
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Wankwru • wankrupt • wankruptcy • Wankcrupt • WankRupted • wank drunk • wank-run

Wankcrupt 

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A state of mind where you or unable to think of anything to masturbate over. Another way of describing it is having an empty 'Wankbank'.
Looking at a photo/video of Susan Boyle or a man of equal ugliness can cause you to be 'Wankcrupt'.
Wankcrupt by Beast Jee August 19, 2010
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Wankruptcy 

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Masterbating so much that no matter how much you tug, not a drop comes out.
I've wanked five times and now I am filing for wankruptcy.
Wankruptcy by Maze2019 January 8, 2019
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WankRupted 

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When someone Interrupted your wank
Me: Dude, Faerlie Inboxed me last night while i was in the middle of a wank

Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.

Me: Fucking Hell!
WankRupted by Palindronium August 19, 2014
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wankruptcy 

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A lack of porn.
"John's hard drive crashed, so he's declared wankruptcy."
wankruptcy by wankrupt April 14, 2010
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Wankrupt 

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To run out of money due to spending it on pay-per-view porn or to run out of material in your personal 'wankbank'.
Shit! Can't come out to town tonight guys. Lucy Pinder has rendered me Wankrupt.

Just gonna go get the new Nuts mag cos I'm totally Wankrupt right now. Your mum's tits just aint cutting it anymore.
Wankrupt by OakwoodNonLadLad April 3, 2013
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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