The drunken version of "Wanker". Typically used by individuals who have consumed too much cider and have sausages for fingers.
Penelope: You're such a wankwru.
Hugh: What the fuck is a wankwru?
Penelope: I meant wanker you knob, I've consumed too much cider.
Hugh: What the fuck is a wankwru?
Penelope: I meant wanker you knob, I've consumed too much cider.
by LordEggmine May 19, 2019