Wankess

The female version of a wanker

I can't believe how much of a prick that girl is, she's such a wankess

Wankess by Merryman69 May 16, 2011

Wankers Chalice 

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

Wankers Chalice by Woms1 April 25, 2023

Wankershief 

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.

For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'

Wankershief by Faptato July 26, 2014

Wankers Waffle 

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.

"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"

Wankers Waffle by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014

wankers wings 

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

wankers wings by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

wankership 

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.

Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.

wankership by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006

wankness 

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire

John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.

wankness by subnet zero January 15, 2009