Twible

The Twible consists of a vampire, a dumb broad, and a werewolf, along with many other stupid ass characters. Split into 4 Gospels, it also gains progressively more stupidity as it continues through the series.

This sacred religious text is worshiped by teenage girls across the world, who acknowledge Stephenie Meyer as "the supreme creator" and Edward Cullen is the savior of teenagegirlkind.

Dude, your girlfriend totally worships Twilight.

Yeah, she's hooked on her Twible like it's cocaine.

Twible by Damsel in Distress January 14, 2010

Twinleaf'd 

When small patches of snow appear outside overnight. (Origin: In Pokemon Platinum Version, snow patches that were not present in Diamond and Pearl appear for seemingly no reason.)

Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"

Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."

Twinleaf'd by Cole Minor February 11, 2010

Twile 

A twisted citrus peel, as in a mixed drink.

I’ll have a Manhattan with a lemon Twile.

Twile by Freetownbeerguy March 8, 2022

twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

twigless twig 

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.

Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.

twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

Twitler 

A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, who uses it for the sole purpose to get attention and sooth their own ego and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Cheeto-faced ferret wearing Shitgibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.

"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."

Twitler by Puppygirl January 15, 2017

Twilex

The unstoppable hip-hop dance combination of Stephen "tWitch" Boss and Alex Wong. Their performance on the American TV show "So You Think You Can Dance" received the loudest applause and the highest judge praise in the show's history.

Person 1: Did you see Twilex on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?

Person 2: Twilex?

Person 1: tWitch and Alex.

Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!

Twilex by IceMetalPunk July 7, 2010