The Twible consists of a vampire, a dumb broad, and a werewolf, along with many other stupid ass characters. Split into 4 Gospels, it also gains progressively more stupidity as it continues through the series.
This sacred religious text is worshiped by teenage girls across the world, who acknowledge Stephenie Meyer as "the supreme creator" and Edward Cullen is the savior of teenagegirlkind.
This sacred religious text is worshiped by teenage girls across the world, who acknowledge Stephenie Meyer as "the supreme creator" and Edward Cullen is the savior of teenagegirlkind.
by Damsel in Distress January 14, 2010
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Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"
Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."
Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."
by Cole Minor February 11, 2010
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Get the Twile mug.adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.
Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010
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Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018
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"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."
by Puppygirl January 15, 2017
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Person 1: Did you see Twilex on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?
Person 2: Twilex?
Person 1: tWitch and Alex.
Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!
Person 2: Twilex?
Person 1: tWitch and Alex.
Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!
by IceMetalPunk July 7, 2010
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