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John : Hey Adam
Adam: John no one likes you, you tudge.

Jacob : Damn my tudge is huge..
Tudge by Joshy Van Gouche October 30, 2012
Related Words
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I was having a wank but was interrupted by the lawnmower man so it ended up a tudge.

My new anti-depressants mean I can only have a tudge.
Tudge by Billiekeeses November 21, 2020
verb (considered vulgar in some circles, notably around women)
Complex, relatively recently coined term, used to describe the act of paying "hush" money then disappearing from public view, whilst supposedly simultaneously occupying a high public office.
"Where's that minister these days?"
"Oh he tudged off, hasn't been seen since the cheque was cut"
Tudge by anonymous May 5, 2022
A very brief communication, all too common in the SMS/ email age.

Formed by combining "touch" and "nudge", to replace the word "touch" in the sentence "Get in touch".

Where "touch" suggests meaningful possibly extended contact, "nudge" implies a only the most cursory attempt at communication.
N: Nez got in tudge the other day.
S: How is he? What's he up to?
N: Didn't say.
tudge by Mr Bunting May 19, 2005
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Hi Tudge steam
Tudge by Callofthew December 8, 2017
The combination of Time Out and Fudge chocolate bar, stuck together and eaten as one.
Hey Chris, what’s that you’re eating?”
“Oh, it’s a Time Out and a Fudge stuck together. I call it a Tudge”
Tudge by Nicol loves tudges April 19, 2020