Texo

Def. #1 The art of texting something you did not mean too.
Def. #2 The wrapped clicking of a phone's keypad to type in giberish.

Example #1 "Shit Brad! I just made a texo to Jenny! I said, 'I wanted to freak up our relationship.'! I ment break up! OH GOD!"

Example #2 "Dude, I totally got out of that one with my boss. I just made a purpose texo of giberish to her. It was all like, asdfljaf she never replied back =D"

Texo by Darkrebel4 August 14, 2008

Texodus 

A well-worn term with a new application used to describe the mass departure of Republicans from the Texas House of Representatives.

Texodus will go from a trickle to a widening river as a result of this president’s impeachment proceedings.

Texodus by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Texodus 

The mass evacuation, and the resultant massive traffic jams, in large portions of Texas preceeding the landfall of Hurricane Rita. Many people ran out of fuel and were forced to camp out on the side of major highways and fend for themselves.

Hurricane Rita (the "other" Hurricane) made a last-minute Easterly turn. Bad news for East Texas and West Louisiana. Good news for those camped out on highways further West in Texas.

My friends and I pretty much avoided the Texodus by taking tiny back roads.

Texodus by Tom H. September 24, 2006

texon

A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.

I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.

texon by Anonymous April 15, 2003

texooty 

Text message booty call

He sent me a texooty. I can't believe I found a man who's romantic and sexy.

texooty by Chinafox August 5, 2010

Texolo 

Also known as Texoloo, loves JEB! Was Governor of NY, very embodying of JEB!

Texoloo embodies JEB!

Texolo by SenateDemocrat February 22, 2021

Texonics 

The Texas dialect of the English Language.

Origin: I made it up.

Ah'm a-fixin' ta go down to th' store 'n git me a coldrank.

Ya'll eat yet?
Naw...d'jew?

Y'all better quit alla this whinin' 'n caterwaulin' 'bout "President W". 'At-there's mah hee-row!

Texonics by Dave Hughes April 8, 2005