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Def. #1 The art of texting something you did not mean too.
Def. #2 The wrapped clicking of a phone's keypad to type in giberish.
Example #1 "Shit Brad! I just made a texo to Jenny! I said, 'I wanted to freak up our relationship.'! I ment break up! OH GOD!"

Example #2 "Dude, I totally got out of that one with my boss. I just made a purpose texo of giberish to her. It was all like, asdfljaf she never replied back =D"
Texo by Darkrebel4 August 14, 2008
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A well-worn term with a new application used to describe the mass departure of Republicans from the Texas House of Representatives.
Texodus will go from a trickle to a widening river as a result of this president’s impeachment proceedings.
Texodus by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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The mass evacuation, and the resultant massive traffic jams, in large portions of Texas preceeding the landfall of Hurricane Rita. Many people ran out of fuel and were forced to camp out on the side of major highways and fend for themselves.

Hurricane Rita (the "other" Hurricane) made a last-minute Easterly turn. Bad news for East Texas and West Louisiana. Good news for those camped out on highways further West in Texas.
My friends and I pretty much avoided the Texodus by taking tiny back roads.
Texodus by Tom H. September 24, 2006
A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.
I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.
texon by Anonymous April 15, 2003
He sent me a texooty. I can't believe I found a man who's romantic and sexy.
texooty by Chinafox August 5, 2010
Also known as Texoloo, loves JEB! Was Governor of NY, very embodying of JEB!
Texoloo embodies JEB!
Texolo by SenateDemocrat February 22, 2021

Texonics 

The Texas dialect of the English Language.

Origin: I made it up.
Ah'm a-fixin' ta go down to th' store 'n git me a coldrank.

Ya'll eat yet?
Naw...d'jew?

Y'all better quit alla this whinin' 'n caterwaulin' 'bout "President W". 'At-there's mah hee-row!
Texonics by Dave Hughes April 8, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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