Tabulitus

The condition in which a computer user's internet browser window becomes overloaded with to many tabs and as a result the user panics because he/she cant find the tab they are looking for.

Oh no, I have 87 open tabs and can not locate the tab with the story about a tragic boating accident..... I think I might have come down with Tabulitus

Tabulitus by Archer36 October 30, 2008

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous 

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.

I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

fan-tabulous

Used to describe something very grand

That movie was not only the best, but fan-tabulous

fan-tabulous by Neal "The Alpha Male" Davis May 13, 2005

Tabitus 

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

Tabitus by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021

tabulous 

terrifically fabulous; amazingly fly beyond all belief

Ali is absolutely tabulous!

tabulous by awesomeblossom December 31, 2008

fan-fucking-tabulous 

An expression used in exasperation; hence "fucking" interjected betwen "fan" and "tabulous". Fan-fucking-tabulous implicates mild irritation with whatever the explative was directed at.

"Oh, fan-fucking-tabulous. The car won't start." Or even, "Well this is just fan-fucking-tabulous. -Now- she tells me she's pregnant."

fan-fucking-tabulous by Fynn May 23, 2006

tabulitis 

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

tabulitis by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013