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Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time
Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011
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Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion.
On going for a proper walk out and getting "slutched up to the eyeballs" meaning coming back from a country walk and being covered in mud because you have covered all gounds.
slutch by mekapieface May 13, 2006
A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.
"Wow look at that slutchins... I wonder how many sailors have plugged up those holes."
slutchins by seamorebutts March 14, 2009

Slortcho 

Combination of slut, whore, bitch, and ho. Used as an ultimate insult.
1. That bitch is such a slortcho tryin to get with Trey
2. Back off slortcho!
Slortcho by lemonflyinhiii July 28, 2011
A transparent poncho, usually worn at festivals to keep dry whilst also allowing others to still be able to see the slutty clothes being worn underneath
"I can still see her tits through that slutcho"
"I wonder if that Slutcho is hers..."
"That poncho is slutty, it's basically a slutcho"
slutcho by Wireless2014 July 9, 2014
Noun: A dirty, nasty, super bitch! Slunch is a combination of slut, cunt, and bitch.
"I can't believe that sluntch Jovy won't let the father of her latest child see him!"
Sluntch by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008