SCHMETER 

A small penis.

"That boy over there probably has a schmeter, lol."

SCHMETER by noobysub July 15, 2017

Schmeter 

A really fucking long penis.

"Ay, my boy Tyrone has a schmeter."

Schmeter by 3vilWithin May 14, 2024

Schmetterling

German for "butterfly".

A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.

There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"

Schmetterling by Randonym July 25, 2018

Schmëerskåhøven 

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.

"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"

Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003

schmekter 

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

schmekter by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

schmetterling

In English, 'butterfly' sounds warm, and kinda tasty (see 'butternut' and 'butter popcorn'). In French, 'le papillon' sounds, well, typically French and limp-wristed. In German, DER SCHMETTERLING sounds like something that could do you serious damage. It sounds like it would casually flap towards your face, then slap you in it with its 10" schlong. Not to be fucked with.

"Hey man, did you see that schmetterling just now?"
"Yeah, my face still hurts."

"Don't make me call the schmetterlings to sort you out."

schmetterling by SOTBS October 24, 2009

schmeerskahoven 

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."

Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!

schmeerskahoven by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004