Royal Wedding 

A sexual act; where a White male has anal sex with a Black female while she is menstruating, and pulls out, comes on her ass then throws a handful of confetti on his load.

yo bro, i need to get it in tonight, but my girl is on the rag.
Thats ok dude! you can have a Royal Wedding!

Royal Wedding by Johnny Holeshot May 21, 2011

Royal Wedding 

Describes a scenario in which a woman's labia is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.

"Man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"

Royal Wedding by Reming June 15, 2011

Royal Wedding 

Simply say these two words to a British person and they will either pee themself or pass out from excitement.

"Did you hear about Prince William marrying Kate Middleton? It's gonna be an awesome Royal Wedding!"

"OH EM GEE" *faint*

Royal Wedding by Frithdog May 8, 2011

Royal Wedding 

A day off work

Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.

Royal Wedding by JB42 May 21, 2011

Royal Wedding 

The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.

DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence

Royal Wedding by Sheepy156 May 22, 2011

royal wedding 

a rimjob while a woman is crowning.

Cory: Dude, I heard you gave Pam a royal wedding.
Ilya: Ew, fuck, no. I'd rather cut a ball off.

royal wedding by Gross McGee May 23, 2011

royal wedding 

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

royal wedding by kate middleton May 21, 2011