Pootual

A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!

"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".

Pootual by McMuzz May 25, 2010

Plotually 

"In reality"paying consideration to the background and plot

Viewer1:"Dude, they should totally get together"
Viewer2:"I wish they would but I plotually just don't see it happening"

Plotually by MrSaltYi May 20, 2015

pontuality 

To be early to an event/place with remarkable time to spare.

"Her pontuality was rather distinguished among her peers"

pontuality by IAMAPEX August 17, 2019

pootulent 

adj. An aromatic quality reminiscent of feces or flatulence.

"Damn, bro, after those tacos, my chonies be pootulent!"

pootulent by BenTheGrate December 19, 2016

mooticalla pootialla 

tessammy...we bakk ..full throttle...you know it...we da chicken in da samwich...u see da new menu on dat chiki...we da new beef-tataki...so uhhhhh

we still da chick-fi-lay..yo yo yo...word up

mooticalla pootialla by tessammy June 22, 2003

postual intercourse 

The action of a mail man engaging in sexual intercourse with one of his or her loyal applicants.

Mine was great, I had postual intercourse with my mailman.

postual intercourse by zerg_you_in_the_face November 7, 2010

potuala

A slut

Potuala is a slut

potuala by SlutFker January 22, 2014