Petpatois

Pronunciation: pet pat wah

A made up language that sounds like gibber jabber, used by pet owners or people who like to communicate with animals and pets. People who use this language sincerely beleive that they are actually talking to their pet.

"Any pet lovers out there fancy brushing up on their Petpatois? Would you love to be able to communiate with your four legged friend effectivly? Well a new evening class is begining next week on Thursday evening, Petptois for Everyone starts at 8pm in the village hall"

Petpatois by sans-souci January 11, 2010

Potatoism 

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

Potatoism by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

potatoism 

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

potatoism by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

Potatoism 

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

Potatoism by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatoism 

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

Potatoism by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017

Potatoist 

A person that segregates potato’s based on color in a pan or how they eat them and decides the quality of said potatoes by color this is potato racism

You are a potatoist a racist against potato's

Potatoist by Anti potatoist May 30, 2022

Potatoism 

The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming

“Mate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?”

Potatoism by Fireblade69 June 22, 2018