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Optirectomy 

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.
"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."
Optirectomy by LeeC November 27, 2006
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Optirectalitus 

It's what you Say when someone has a shitty out look on life
That man has optirectalitus
Optirectalitus by Tazzin June 4, 2016

optirectomy 

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.
A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.
optirectomy by lumberjim January 20, 2009

optirectalitis 

When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.
You can tell he has optirectalitis by the way he always thinks everything sucks.

Obtination

The latter process of obtained information. Obtaining information could be deemed at information obtination.
Food chains are pathways for energy obtination.

The obtination of the weapons are far beyond necessary.
Obtination by madness hammer June 5, 2011
An intense desire that eventually grows into obsession as it deepens.
I wish he/she knew how much I obsire them.

He/she won't get the hint! Its like he/she is acting all obsired.

He/she is 100% obsireable!!
Obsire by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 19, 2019