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McMasterbate 

When you have McMaster history homework and you procrastinate by masterbating, wasting precious time needed to do work.
I had a ton of homework yesterday but I decided not to do it and McMasterbate instead.

Hey Evan last night I McMastebated all night!

Molesterbated 

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.
My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.
Molesterbated by Storm Front December 18, 2012

Momsterbate 

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.
Momsterbate by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015

Memesturbater 

Wanker who clogs up forum threads with meme pictures because they value self gratification over intelligent interaction.
quoteI don't have the mental capacity to contribute to intelligent discussion so :

imgrandom meme picture/img
/quote

That Hives bloke is such a memesturbater
Memesturbater by Memesturbater September 13, 2012

Molesterbater 

When you molest someone with a werid accent.
Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

Meisterbater 

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.
Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!
Meisterbater by eda-skip October 7, 2021