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Masturcheating 

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.
Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.
Masturcheating by Olfur October 4, 2010

masturchiefing 

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.
Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"
masturchiefing by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

Masturliker

A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.
John is a masturliker.
Masturliker by capii12 July 9, 2018

Masturcising 

The act of masturbating while on a piece of exercise equipment.
Instead of running on his treadmill, he likes to stand on it and jerkoff. He's totally into masturcising but he won't get fit or lose weight that way!
Masturcising by Workout November 11, 2011

Masterbile 

To sexile your roommate in order to beat off. No contact with another living, breathing organism is actually involved.
God damn't! My roommate masterbiled me again. He should just get a girlfriend.
Masterbile by white thunda April 12, 2009

mastursleeping 

I caught Jack Mehoff mastursleeping last night
mastursleeping by mrmikey74077 October 18, 2014