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What im slowly destroying
odds are 3:2 that i'll die from cirrhosis of the liver
Liver by Big J November 14, 2004
An evil piece of the body that must be punished with copious amounts of alcohol.
"The liver is evil and must be punished!"
liver by goose May 5, 2003
An organ that regulates blood composition, stores vitamins and nutrients, and acts as a filter to help clean out toxins from the body of both humans and animals. For some ungodly reason it is also cooked and eaten by people who are slowly losing their humanity.
"Oh my god did you see that post that Jasmine made about eating liver? YUCK!! Remind me never to have her bring food to any social gatherings."
Liver by DaMadTitan March 4, 2015
An organ in your body

My future child's name whom will be totally cool...too cool for school.
Liver eat your liver for it is good for your liver!
liver by jessica March 28, 2004
A person that you are particularly fond of and share a bond, in which, you can’t live without.
My best friend is my liver and I miss her very much.
liver by FPS_burner.adri934 June 26, 2020
"Running the jail," Frankie said, "also meant that I got access to anything I can put my hands on...for example, cheetos! That’s what I looked for at first. I ended up with liver, meaning a black cheeto.
Anyway, the horny guy that I am, I had to get my issue. Plus I needed someone to clean my cell and do my laundry. I would have him come in my cell and clean it. I would have him naked cleaning the floor on his hands and knees...."
- from Jonsjailjournal
liver by Shaun Attwood February 27, 2008