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A bar full of obese women, derived from the word for horse stables for hire.
Wanna go to Northwoods Livestock and Livery?
Livery by redheadbass January 12, 2011
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A tabard or thin jacket, designed to show a medieval unit's colours in battle. Used to recognise enemy/friendly troops. Would often show the unit Lord/noble's colours.
Liveries would be worn commonly by foot soldiers or Billmen, as they wore padded jacks. Men at arms and knights have been known to wear them, although the armour was often too bulky and would shred the material.

Also the act of hiring out stables to general public.
see above
Livery by Taz June 2, 2004
"Hey lad, where'd you get these scones?"
"I got them down by the livery."
"They're bloody good!"
"Cheers, mate!"
livery by britishgalxoxo February 17, 2017
A word used to describe the act of calling for a male sexual companion.
It is imperative that the D be capitalized, lest the significance that it stands for "dick" be lost.
The male equivalent to a booty call.
Jack called Jill for a sexual encounter. She was his booty call.
Jill called Jack for a sexual encounter. He was her D-livery.
D-livery by HFitz February 9, 2015

Dic livery 

What you call the boy (or dick-owner) that you just want to fuck and leave. In other words, a playful term for a one night stand.
That guy last night was just a dic livery.

Ugh, my dic livery wanted to hang out today, I had to unadd him.
Dic livery by cavebat June 1, 2021

Liver Belt

The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.

The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).

If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
Gal: "My pussy really hurts tonight."

Guy: "Ok, let me warm up the ol' Liver Belt"
Liver Belt by Ball sack itch July 15, 2009