Klontz
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Klontz by barrazjazz November 9, 2020
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klootzak
A derrogatory word in the Dutch language. Literally, it means "nutsack", but is used in the same situation in which "asshole" is used in English.
Klotzer
adj;
1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Klotzer by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010
Roger Klotz Syndrome
When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
Roger Klotz Syndrome by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012
Klotzing
Klotzing by bowlofgravy42 October 18, 2017
Dean Koontz
An american author best known for suspense thrillers, often including the supernatural. His prose is excellent, and his plots are often original, however his books are characterized by flat characters and unrealistically neat endings. They often have extremely heavy christian overtones, with static, exaggerated characters, making the books incident driven instead of character driven. Dean Koontz writes about five or six boks a year, and so due to this rapid production speed his books often feature very similar heroes/villains/endings/themes/dogs/settings.
Person1: Guess which Dean Koontz book I am thinking of.
Person2: Give me a clue.
Person1: It has a heroic dog in it.
Person2: That narrows it down to about thirty books.
Person1: Okay, this one has a strong, beautiful, determined female with a gentle, more sensitive male counterpart.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has an evil, corrupt, sadistic, deviant atheist as the villain, who has a god complex, likes raping people, and has a weird hobby for no reason whatsoever.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: Alright, now I'm thinking of one where the hero is a humble, loving, heroic, caring, clean-living christian with high moral standards and a dislike of evolution science and anything psychologically explaining the abstract concept of 'evil'.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has a too-neat ending where the evil side is totally destroyed and the good guys all live happily ever after with faith and love in some american-apple-pie family situation.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: The christian overtones are so heavy that it feels like he is beating me around the head with his bible and shouting in my ear.
Person2: Seventy books.
Person1: It's really really good.
Person2: (looks blank)
Person2: Give me a clue.
Person1: It has a heroic dog in it.
Person2: That narrows it down to about thirty books.
Person1: Okay, this one has a strong, beautiful, determined female with a gentle, more sensitive male counterpart.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has an evil, corrupt, sadistic, deviant atheist as the villain, who has a god complex, likes raping people, and has a weird hobby for no reason whatsoever.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: Alright, now I'm thinking of one where the hero is a humble, loving, heroic, caring, clean-living christian with high moral standards and a dislike of evolution science and anything psychologically explaining the abstract concept of 'evil'.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has a too-neat ending where the evil side is totally destroyed and the good guys all live happily ever after with faith and love in some american-apple-pie family situation.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: The christian overtones are so heavy that it feels like he is beating me around the head with his bible and shouting in my ear.
Person2: Seventy books.
Person1: It's really really good.
Person2: (looks blank)
Dean Koontz by MegaSolipsist December 5, 2011